Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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