ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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