My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Randomize
