If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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