And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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