My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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