Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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