You really coming over, don't trick.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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