idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do vagina's smell?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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