I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Randomize
