trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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