Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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