you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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