You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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