so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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