Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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