Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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