brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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