I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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