Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
