I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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