dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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