One girl and one boy is just not enough.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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