So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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