help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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