I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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