Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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