is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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