if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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