i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this will be a night to untag.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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