Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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