Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
how drunk are you?
Several
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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