My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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