At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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