This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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