What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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