quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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