How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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