Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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