you're like a bully in the Christmas story
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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