Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just saw a hot homeless man
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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