I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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