...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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