Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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