What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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