Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I want her autograph on my taint
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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