Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize