Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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