And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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