I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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