seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize