watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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