When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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