Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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