There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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